You know, I read 'explicit rimming' and had to drop everything to read this. (WHO TOLD YOU MY KINKS? WHO?) The idea of Holmes inventing flavoured lube (because he totally would) is rather... er. I'm trying to decide between hot and hilarious but I reckon it's a bit of both.

By now all of his red flags were not only raised, but being frantically waved around, a number of shrill warning bells accompanying them, a panicking voice in the back of his head screaming, abort, abort.

I had to stop to laugh for a couple of minutes here. xD Brilliant line.