"there's nothing in her bedroom, just a bed and a tv"

[wave_of_sorrow]

Since it's too bloody hot to sleep and I can't get the muses going, I'm composing a rec list. All of it Sherlock Holmes fic, 99% porn.

This is by no means all the fic I recommend or got bookmarked, but there you go.

Bath Time by flying_android 
R/NC-17 | Holmes/Watson | Watson forces Holmes to take a bath.

I Can't Stop This Feeling I've Got by scornandritz 
NC-17 | Holmes/Irene, Holmes/Watson, Mary/Watson | Band!AU

Hypothesis in 4 parts by Skud
PG-13 - R/NC-17 | Holmes/Watson | Watson gets off on Holmes giving him orders.

The Midnight Man by lastling 
NC-17 | Holmes/Watson, Watson/Mary | Crime!AU, Holmes is a criminal who seeks out Watson after being injured.

A Hint Of A Spark by foxxcub 
NC-17 | Holmes/Watson | AU, Watson is a rentboy.

How To Keep Bees by blacktablet 
R | Robert/Jude Holmes/Watson | Robert goes through a tragedy, Jude is there for him and Holmes is convinced Watson has lost his mind.

[Okay, I feel like I should say something about this one, since it's not strictly SH, but... Look, blacktablet is a fucking brilliant writer and this fic had me crying and smiling and feeling awful for being happy with the ending and sobbing my bloody heart out over it all. It is Holmes/Watson, in the end. Absolutely gorgeous, beautifully written, painful, too realistic and GO READ IT NOW! *ahem*]

History, Repeating Itself by gyzym 
NC-17 | Holmes/Watson, Mycroft/Irene | Modern!AU Seriously, if there's anyone out there who hasn't read this GO GO GO you're missing out on some EPIC shit.

Trapped In The Closet by yan_tan_tether 
NC-17 | Holmes/Watson | Holmes and Watson get trapped in a closet. You know where this is going...

Embrace by Anon
G | Holmes/Watson friendship | Holmes needs a hug, but doesn't know how to ask for it.

A Considerable Difference by ladylovelace 
NC-17 | Holmes/Watson | First time. It's the first time with a man for both of them, which Holmes doesn't know.

Roll Away Your Stone in 5 parts by foxxcub 
NC-17 | Holmes/Watson | Boarding school!AU

Annoying Little Things by longleggedgit and illustrated by reallycorking 
NC-17 | Holmes/Watson | Sex in an alleyway.

Home Alone by ingridmatthews 
NC-17 | Watson (Holmes/Watson) | Watson masturbates while Holmes is out.

Getting Up In The Morning by flying_android 
NC-17 | Holmes/Watson | After a night of sex Holmes has trouble getting up in the morning.

Do No Harm by ingridmatthews 
R | Holmes/Watson | Holmes helps Watson get back on his feet after the war.

The Art Of Making Toast by tinzelda 
NC-17 | Holmes/Watson | Watson gets ill, Holmes has no idea how to deal with it.

Comments

[knowmydark.livejournal.com]

Second How to Keep Bees so hard. That fic is genius. Pure genius.

[cutebutpsycho99.livejournal.com]

YAY PORN! THANK YOU!

[17pansies.livejournal.com]

Oh gods, I didn't realised I'd fallen into this fandom so hard, until I noted I'd read and bookmarked most of these fics already!

Nice list - very nice indeed XD

[taleya.livejournal.com]

*sniffle* I'm unrecommendable! I'ma gonna go throw myself on a pile of lolcat LOCS and CRY NOW

how's the lack of ladybits going? Apparently it can cause quite a bit of hormonal kerfuffles, so you might want to watch out for that.

[wave-of-sorrow.livejournal.com]

Which part of 'this is by no means all the fic I recommend or got bookmarked' did you miss? :P

It's going pretty well so far. No hormonal shit yet. I'll need to get one more round of chemo, though. How about you? Killed any doctors yet?

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Not yet, but I have slaughtered a nurse or two. Their pelts keep me lovely and warm.

Rec list

[amaraal.livejournal.com]

I've got half of them on my own list :) Btw: What about the fluff-fic and Holmes speaking German???? I'm waiting... :)

Re: Rec list

[wave-of-sorrow.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it. It's next on my list of the seven fics I'm supposed to be writing. >.<

Re: Rec list

[amaraal.livejournal.com]

Seven????!!!! You're mad :) But nonetheless: writewritewrite... :) Maybe it's the heat, what do you think? Actually we have 33 degree... I'm melting. And my PC too. Anyway - I'm wibbling in anticipation. Holmes speaking German...? No. I think we didn't have one of that, did we? Again: writewritewrite... :) <33333333